I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Always remember to smile.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Everybody spread positivity.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
