Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
Everybody spread positivity.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
