You inspire me to be a better pervert.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
