I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
