The world is full of guys, be a man.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
Take it easy, give it hard.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
