The world is full of guys, be a man.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
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