Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Real eyes realize real lies.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Fall in love with my mind.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
Trust in God but lock your car.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
