Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
