Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
You're only as good as your last game.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
