Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.