Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
