Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
F that B.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
