Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'