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Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.

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Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.

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Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.

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Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.

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Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.

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If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.

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Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.

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Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.

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Real eyes realize real lies.

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New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain

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You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.

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Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.

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I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.

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I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.

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Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.

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Always remember to smile.

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Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.