Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
