Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
Make money, don't let it make you.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
