Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
It's weird not to be weird.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
