Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Fall in love with my mind.
Make money, don't let it make you.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
