Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
You live and you learn.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
