Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
