Cool story bro, changed my life.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Winners do what other people won't.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
