Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Everybody is a student for life.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
